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Chaos Crew
ActiveGROW WITH MEFOR SALE№ 003 · CONSUMER · iOS · Android · LISTED BY FRANK ROBINSON
Turns disaster what-ifs into bite-size prep plans that fit your time and budget.
COVERS THE PRODUCT — NOT TRACTION
The product
Survive Smarter. Laugh Louder. The non-prepper prepper platform. We turn “what ifs” into bite-size actions with a wink. Pick your chaos and get a plan that respects your time, budget, and sense of humor. Our mission: help everyday people feel prepared without living in panic mode. Sensible steps, real resources, zero bunker shaming.
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PRODUCT URLchaoscrew.me ↗
Traction snapshot
◷SELF-REPORTED · BANDSDOWNLOADS
<1K
◷ SELF-REPORTED
MONTHLY ACTIVES
<1K
◷ SELF-REPORTED
REVENUE
Pre-revenue
◷ SELF-REPORTED
What Frank is looking for
ROLE + SKILLS
Growth partner · App Store Growth (ASO), Content, Organic & Distribution, Paid Acquisition
EXPECTED COMMITMENT
10–15 hrs/week
THE GOAL — WHERE FRANK WANTS TO TAKE IT
First paying users
homeownersparentsCREATOR OPEN
Open to a sale
FOR SALEFrank is open to selling Chaos Crew outright. The price isn’t published — it’s discussed directly between you and Frank.
A SALE MOVES REAL ASSETS. PRICE IS NEGOTIATED DIRECTLY BETWEEN BUILDER AND BUYER — UPSYDE YARD DOES NOT HOLD FUNDS OR TRANSFER ASSETS. USE A THIRD-PARTY ESCROW SERVICE AND FORMALIZE THE SALE IN A SIGNED AGREEMENT — SEE THE LAWYER DIRECTORY.
CLAIMS ON THIS LISTING ARE THE POSTER’S OWN. UPSYDE YARD VERIFICATION COVERS PRODUCT EXISTENCE AND FUNCTION ONLY — NOT TRACTION, REVENUE, OR OUTCOMES.
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THE OFFER
GROW WITH MEFOR SALE
12%
STRUCTUREOpen to discuss
ALSO OPEN TO A SALE — PRICE DISCUSSED DIRECTLY, NEVER PUBLISHED.
BUYING ENQUIRIES ARE FREE — NO SUBSCRIPTION REQUIRED.
MESSAGING OPENS WHEN THE GATE DOES. BUILD YOUR PROFILE NOW AND YOU’RE ON THE LIST IT OPENS TO. BROWSING STAYS FREE.
✓EVERY CONVERSATION HERE CARRIES A DEAL TERMS CARD — YOUR DEAL HISTORY, ON THE RECORD.